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((rp blog based on Carlos from Welcome to Night Vale))
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Anonymous asked
Fix do you, ah, even know how to, um, look after a dog? - Carol

fixandpieces:

carolthescientist:

fixandpieces:

Of COURSE I do Carol I’m not COMPLETELY IGNORANT you walk them on treadmills and you feed them the bones of humans.

 

Yes I know they’re, um, adorable, but you have to think about how this is going to work and, um, I’m not sure it will.

What could possibly go wrong with four thousand dogs????

A loT??

Anonymous asked
Fix do you, ah, even know how to, um, look after a dog? - Carol

fixandpieces:

carolthescientist:

fixandpieces:

Of COURSE I do Carol I’m not COMPLETELY IGNORANT you walk them on treadmills and you feed them the bones of humans.

 

fIX N O.

BUT THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE I NEED MORE

Yes I know they’re, um, adorable, but you have to think about how this is going to work and, um, I’m not sure it will.

Anonymous asked
Fix do you, ah, even know how to, um, look after a dog? - Carol

fixandpieces:

carolthescientist:

fixandpieces:

Of COURSE I do Carol I’m not COMPLETELY IGNORANT you walk them on treadmills and you feed them the bones of humans.

 

Thats, um, thats a lot of dogs.

Yes, but you have to, um, give them the correct food, which isn’t, ah, people, and make sure they’re healthy, and I really don’t think that you should have any more than, um, 2 dogs, maybe three, to start with.

Ok so I’ll stop at two or three. Thousand.

fIX N O.

Anonymous asked
Fix do you, ah, even know how to, um, look after a dog? - Carol

fixandpieces:

carolthescientist:

fixandpieces:

Of COURSE I do Carol I’m not COMPLETELY IGNORANT you walk them on treadmills and you feed them the bones of humans.

 

N o we will not be, ah, shopping for any more dogs.

Listen. You have to, um, make extra sure that you can look after, um, them. You have to clean up after them, and walk, uh, them, and make sure that they get the, ah, correct food and that they’re healthy and, um, happy, not bored.

First, dogs don’t, um, eat human bones.

Why not?? I only have seven hundred.

And why wouldn’t they be happy? They are flying through time and space and I’m going to take every dog to a pretty beach so they can run and play and feast on tourists.

Thats, um, thats a lot of dogs.

Yes, but you have to, um, give them the correct food, which isn’t, ah, people, and make sure they’re healthy, and I really don’t think that you should have any more than, um, 2 dogs, maybe three, to start with.

Anonymous asked
Fix do you, ah, even know how to, um, look after a dog? - Carol

fixandpieces:

carolthescientist:

fixandpieces:

Of COURSE I do Carol I’m not COMPLETELY IGNORANT you walk them on treadmills and you feed them the bones of humans.

 

No I, um, I need all of mine.

How about I, um, take you shopping for dog stuff?

Carol by not giving me your bones you’re being very selfish. You’re letting down four hundred and fifty-two dogs right now. But fine.

Shopping for more dogs?!?!!!!!

N o we will not be, ah, shopping for any more dogs.

Listen. You have to, um, make extra sure that you can look after, um, them. You have to clean up after them, and walk, uh, them, and make sure that they get the, ah, correct food and that they’re healthy and, um, happy, not bored.

First, dogs don’t, um, eat human bones.

Anonymous asked
Fix do you, ah, even know how to, um, look after a dog? - Carol

fixandpieces:

carolthescientist:

fixandpieces:

Of COURSE I do Carol I’m not COMPLETELY IGNORANT you walk them on treadmills and you feed them the bones of humans.

wh at no thats, ah, not.

Do you have any bones going spare

No I, um, I need all of mine.

How about I, um, take you shopping for dog stuff?

Anonymous asked
Fix do you, ah, even know how to, um, look after a dog? - Carol

fixandpieces:

Of COURSE I do Carol I’m not COMPLETELY IGNORANT you walk them on treadmills and you feed them the bones of humans.

wh at no thats, ah, not.

Anonymous asked
M!A Carol has gone missing, so many dimensions away from the one she should be in, yet still in her office. She can see the goings on, but the goings on cant see her. As well as this, shifting dimensions without some form of protection is very. Damaging to the human body. So to sum up. Stuck, and needs medical attention. (this is the anon from a-drunk-young-timelord, sorry i couldn't think of anything better. Feel free to ignore it if you like!)

a-drunk-young-timelord:

carolthescientist:

(nono, you’re wonderful I hope you are having a great day!)

She just needed to pack her things away, and then she’d finally be done for once. Then, she could take a break, because goodness knows people had been telling her to take one for a long time now, and she had no work to do, so why not?

She picked up the flask on her desk, with the intent of returning it to the lab, and was at the door when it happened. Everything shifted, and although she hadn’t let go of the flask, it fell through her fingertips, and smashed just inside the office door.

Carol fell shortly after, with a loud cry, trying to direct her hands to land anywhere other than on the glass, to no avail. Her hands landed firmly where the glass should have punctured her skin. But it hadn’t? This was only just registered by the scientist, because she was busy crying out in pain, and finding wounds that had not been there two seconds ago all over her.

 

Once she was secure stranger threw himself into the front seat. He tore the casing from around the steering wheel and hotwried the car, only slightly burning his fingers as he did so. He paused briefly staring at the controls of the alien vehicle. He swore softly. Like a new driver he put the car into first with a cacophonous grinding of gears,

”Shit…” he muttered as it stalled, ”right try again.” He started the car again and managed to get the car out of the car park this time. Once on the road he got the hang of the craft. it had been forever since he’d driven and he was chewing his lip concentrating on driving the car.

Ok nevermind she was definitely going to die here what the heck was that sound I don’t like this I don’t think its supposed to make that noise.

oK NOW THE CAR IS MOVING I AM GOING TO GRIP THE EDGES OF THIS SEAT LIKE I’LL FLOAT INTO SPACE IF I DON’T. Don’tpanicdon’tpanicdon’tpanic, breathe, count to 100, in and out, in and out, deep breaths, keep. Your eyes. Shut. 

Other than the car itself and Carol’s ‘haha i’m not panicking’ breathing, the trip was probably pretty quiet.

asktheteamofscientists:

 

I’ll get the coffee.

(Mika stands up on her toes to kiss Carol’s cheek, before scrambling off to retrieve two coffees and her laptop, and to meet Carol on the couch.)

[Carol goes to the couch, and sits down, feet tucked up. When Mika comes in, she’ll move for Prime Cuddling Position.]

asktheteamofscientists:

carolthescientist:

 

[Hello Mika. Cuddles smooch on the nose]

I know, its, ah, terrible.

Here, why don’t we do that shit on the couch, or something? Maybe it’ll make it a little more bearable.

I’m gonna get some coffee, too. You want some?

Ah, yes please. 

[Carol gently puts Mika onto the ground, on her feet, so that she can stand up, before grabbing a bunch of stuff]